Thursday, October 27, 2005

ASMB Story Part 1: The Stalker

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The alarm clock went off and Satyr awoke from his 10 hour sleep. Before he went to sleep the night before, he had been up for 32 hours strai...
Tuesday, October 04, 2005

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This is what makes the world go round!
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Monday, October 03, 2005

The Bro and Halo

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cybercentaur: good ur on virtual_satyr: whats up? cybercentaur: we got a problem virtual_satyr: ????? cybercentaur: I just saw satta-sattar-...
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Monday, September 12, 2005

Hurricane Satyr

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The place is New Orleans. The time is a couple days after Katrina hit the place hard. The man screaming his head off is Gweg. Gweg: This is ...
Monday, August 29, 2005

The Double Date

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Gweg has had a bad day. He needed to do a lot of research on the internet the night before, but Satyr would not budge from the computer. Whe...
Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Fetus Christ

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Gweg couldn't get any sleep. All night he could hear strange noises coming from Satyr's room. Hammering, drilling, sawing, and cursi...
Sunday, July 31, 2005

The 9/11 Play

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Gweg had just come home from the store. For some odd reason, the store wouldn't accept his credit card. Already having a bad day, he was...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Fallopian Tube Harry

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On this particular day, we find our intrepid hero, The Virtual Satyr, and his ever faithful sidekick, Gweg, going to the local burger joint ...
Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A Comatose's Midnight Dream

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German cardinal elected new pope Ratzinger to be known as Benedict XVI VATICAN CITY (CNN) -- Wearing traditional papal robes and a large smi...
Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Rosebud was a Sled

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Gweg was sitting on the couch reading Stephen King's The Dark Tower VII, when the Satyr had come back home from the video rental place. ...
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004

1-900-Satyr

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Satyr: "Ha Ha! Gweg! I got it figured out!" The Satyr was excited about something and Gweg could hardly wait to find out what it w...
Friday, May 07, 2004

Counterfeit Money

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"What are you doing?" "I am making counterfeit money." Gweg did not like this idea. Gweg didn't like anything about ...