On this particular day, we find our intrepid hero, The Virtual Satyr, and his ever faithful sidekick, Gweg, going to the local burger joint to get some grub. Unknown to our brave heroes, trouble is waiting for them there.
Satyr: Oh shit!
Gweg: What is it?
Satyr: Do you see the cook back there?
Gweg: Where?...Oh, my god, what the hell is that?
What Gweg was looking at was a giant part of the female anatomy. Except it had arms and legs.
Satyr: That is Fallopian Tube Harry .
Gweg: What the hell?
Satyr: I used to date him...Well, back before he had his sex change.
Gweg: This is all starting to be too much for me.
Satyr: He used to be a she...And her name was Testicle Tina.
Gweg: Let me get this straight: You used to date a walking pair of balls, which, for some odd reason, was female...Then this pair of balls got a sex change, and became a male set of Fallopian tubes.
Satyr: Yep.
Gweg: This fucked up beyond anything I have seen or heard while in your company.
Satyr: Yeah, well if you think this is weird you ain't.....oh shit, he saw me!
Fallopian Tube Harry walks over to Satyr & Gweg's table.
Harry: Well, well. well. What have we here. It's Satyr and his new boyfriend. Watch out boy, he'll break your heart.
Satyr: Gweg is not my boyfriend.
Gweg: I need to use the restroom.
Gweg got out of his chair and ran to the bathroom.
Harry: Good we're alone. We can talk about old times.
Satyr: I don't want to talk about any times. I just came here to eat, but now my appetite is ruined.
Harry: What happened to us? We were in love.
Satyr: I was blind for three years from the fire extiguisher accident. I didn't know you were a walking pair of testicles.
Harry: Didn't you find it odd that my name was "Testicle Tina"?
Satyr: I thought you were named that because you were a whore, not because you were a set of balls.
Harry: I had always believed that love would blind you from my appearance.
Satyr: That's bullshit. I still recall the horror of looking at you for the first time. If you hadn't stopped me from grabbing the fire extinguisher from the wall, we may have been able to work things out.
Harry: But I changed, I changed for you!
Satyr: Yes, the sex change was touching, but it also gave you a male personality!
Harry: I can't live without you! I won't live without you. We will spend eternity together, IN HELL!!!!
Fallopian Tube Harry then pulled out a gun and pointed it at Satyr. At that time, Gweg was coming out of the bathroom.
Satyr yelled out at him.
Satyr: Gweg get the gun!
Gweg ran at Harry, tackling him to the ground. As they wrestled, the gun went off.
Gweg got up.
Gweg: The gun went off in his hand, he's been shot.
Fallopian Tube Harry laid on the ground, bleeding.
Harry: I will always love you Satyr.
Fallopian Tube Harry Died there on the floor.
Satyr: You know something, all that excitement brought my appetite back.
Satyr grabbed his fork and started eating Fallopian Tube Harry.
Gweg: What in the Blue Fucking Hell are you doing?!?!
Satyr: Sorry Gweg. What was I thinking? We need to cook it first.
