Choose Your Own Adventure

Satyr hadn't been to sleep in 2 days.

The first day he was up working on a new invention. Inspired by the Memory Neuralizer in the movie Men In Black, Satyr wanted to make something similar.

He succeeded....somewhat.

What Satyr managed to create was what he called a Hypno And Reducer Memory Ray, or a HARM Ray for short.

It looked like a child's ray gun. It held five "doses". When a person was shot with a dose, the shooter would be able to make the victim do anything they wanted, but only for five hours, then after the time was up, the victim would forget everything in the past six hours of their life.

Unfortunately, Satyr was only able to create five doses for the gun. He used one the second day to figure out what it did.

Lucky for Satyr, the nun didn't know how she ended up in at a sleazy hotel wearing a g-string and a wet t-shirt, but she was shocked to find herself in that state.

Satyr now knew that before the five hours were up, he had to get the victim back to a familiar place.

Satisfied, but disappointed he only had five doses left, Satyr went to bed.

The next day, Satyr had gotten on the computer. Gweg was watching TV.

Satyr was looking up something, hoping he wouldn't find it. And when he did, he let out a yell.

Satyr: Those sons-of-bitches!

Gweg: What is your problem?

Satyr: They stole my idea!

Gweg: Hate to break it to you, but they already have two-in-one fast food restaurants.

Satyr: I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about this!

Satyr pointed to the screen. Gweg got up and looked at it. He saw a page on the Internet Movie Database for a Choose Your Own Adventure movie.

Satyr: That was my idea. They aren't going to get away with this.

Gweg: Well, I'll let you work this out on your own. I'm going for a walk.

Satyr: Have fun.

Gweg: Oh, before I go, I need to ask you what you were up to yesterday.

Satyr: Why?

Gweg: Well, the paper today had an interesting little article about this nun...

Satyr: Whatever it was, it wasn't me.

Gweg: Yeah, I bet.

Gweg went to the park. It was the best place in town to do some walking.

Gweg was walking for twenty minutes when he saw something amazing.

He saw the woman of his dreams sitting on the park bench.


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